Keith proslavio 78. rođendan: Zašto je još uvijek živ?

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-11621076

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Konzerviralo ga ''belo''.

to je jedna od najvećih enigmi čovječanstva, nešto što znanost ne može objasniti.

marcellus wrote:to je jedna od najvećih enigmi čovječanstva, nešto što znanost ne može objasniti.

Kak ne?

Kaj te ne ubi, te ojača!

Ozzyju su proučili DNA, da otkriju zašto njega droge nisu ubile... među ostalim ispalo je da je zapravo dijelom neandrtalac


Scientists studied an individual's uncanny ability to survive decades of sex, drugs, and rock and roll by analyzing Ozzy Osborne's DNA (and Ozzy suggested they use Keith Richards as their next subject).

Ozzy's results:

"Many of the variants in his genome are about how the brain processes dopamine," he continued. Osbourne is 2.6 times more likely to experience hallucinations while on marijuana, has an increased risk of cocaine addiction and "an increased predisposition for alcohol dependence of something like six times higher", Pearson said. Osbourne's genes also suggest that he is slow to metabolise coffee. "Ozzy's kryptonite is caffeine," a Knome rep explained. A functioning change to the singer's TTN gene, which has been linked to the nervous system, may be connected to Osbourne's hearing or to his tremors.



"Here's a guy who's rocking heavy metal for decades and he can still hear," said Jorge Conde, Knome's chief executive. "It would be interesting to know if this gene may impact that. [Or] his Parkinsonian tremor – it's hard to know if that is from his genes or from years of hard living."



Furthermore, Osbourne's got a genetic sliver that once belonged to homo sapiens' extinct cousins, the Neanderthals. "For a long time we thought that Neanderthals didn't have any descendents today, but it turns out that Asians and Europeans have some evidence of Neanderthal lineage – like a drop in the bucket," Pearson said. "We found a little segment on Ozzy's chromosome 10 that very likely traces back to a Neanderthal forebear."



http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/nov/05/ozzy-osbourne-genes-sequenced-genome

Scientific American also covers the story: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=ozzy-osbourne-genome

marcellus wrote:Ozzyju su proučili DNA, da otkriju zašto njega droge nisu ubile... među ostalim ispalo je da je zapravo dijelom neandrtalac


Scientists studied an individual's uncanny ability to survive decades of sex, drugs, and rock and roll by analyzing Ozzy Osborne's DNA (and Ozzy suggested they use Keith Richards as their next subject).

Ozzy's results:

"Many of the variants in his genome are about how the brain processes dopamine," he continued. Osbourne is 2.6 times more likely to experience hallucinations while on marijuana, has an increased risk of cocaine addiction and "an increased predisposition for alcohol dependence of something like six times higher", Pearson said. Osbourne's genes also suggest that he is slow to metabolise coffee. "Ozzy's kryptonite is caffeine," a Knome rep explained. A functioning change to the singer's TTN gene, which has been linked to the nervous system, may be connected to Osbourne's hearing or to his tremors.



"Here's a guy who's rocking heavy metal for decades and he can still hear," said Jorge Conde, Knome's chief executive. "It would be interesting to know if this gene may impact that. [Or] his Parkinsonian tremor – it's hard to know if that is from his genes or from years of hard living."



Furthermore, Osbourne's got a genetic sliver that once belonged to homo sapiens' extinct cousins, the Neanderthals. "For a long time we thought that Neanderthals didn't have any descendents today, but it turns out that Asians and Europeans have some evidence of Neanderthal lineage – like a drop in the bucket," Pearson said. "We found a little segment on Ozzy's chromosome 10 that very likely traces back to a Neanderthal forebear."



http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/nov/05/ozzy-osbourne-genes-sequenced-genome

Scientific American also covers the story: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=ozzy-osbourne-genome

Nema za njega znanstvenog objašnjenja ... a morti je čovjek-gušter?

Mumificiralo ga na vrijeme...

A vidiš bidena, cijeli život živio zdravo i ispravno kad ono leš.

marcellus wrote:A vidiš bidena, cijeli život živio zdravo i ispravno kad ono leš.

Baš zato, droge su dobre za zdravlje.

Tko puši puno trave, žvače gljive i gleda svaki dan u zalazak sunca 2 minute, vegetarijanac je, neoženjen je, taj živi preko 100 godina. Tko se mlad ženio, jede prasetinu, radi za gulikožu kapitalista, erinije mu pojedu džigericu. Hawgh!

melkior wrote:

marcellus wrote:A vidiš bidena, cijeli život živio zdravo i ispravno kad ono leš.

Baš zato, droge su dobre za zdravlje.

Parnim danima droge, neparnima cvarke.

Zdravije ne moze.

Sjećam se kad su '98 bili u Zagrebu. Išlo se pješke preko mosta do hipodroma.
Još smo se tada plašili da netko od njih ne umre od starosti prije nego se koncert održi.

dijagram wrote:

melkior wrote:

marcellus wrote:A vidiš bidena, cijeli život živio zdravo i ispravno kad ono leš.

Baš zato, droge su dobre za zdravlje.

Parnim danima droge, neparnima cvarke.

Zdravije ne moze.

Dok je Steve Jobs bio mlad i naivan, bio je zdrav i pametan, pušio je marihuanu, putovao SAD-om u kombiju i jebao djecu cvijeća. Kad je postao truli kapitalist i osnovao Apple, onda je umro.

melkior wrote:

dijagram wrote:

melkior wrote:
Baš zato, droge su dobre za zdravlje.

Parnim danima droge, neparnima cvarke.

Zdravije ne moze.

Dok je Steve Jobs bio mlad i naivan, bio je zdrav i pametan, pušio je marihuanu, putovao SAD-om u kombiju i jebao djecu cvijeća. Kad je postao truli kapitalist i osnovao Apple, onda je umro.

Tako to ide.

Godine prodju i vrijeme je za smrt.

I ti ces umrijeti, ostajemo samo yoda ja i slicni;)

melkior wrote:

dijagram wrote:

melkior wrote:
Baš zato, droge su dobre za zdravlje.

Parnim danima droge, neparnima cvarke.

Zdravije ne moze.

Dok je Steve Jobs bio mlad i naivan, bio je zdrav i pametan, pušio je marihuanu, putovao SAD-om u kombiju i jebao djecu cvijeća. Kad je postao truli kapitalist i osnovao Apple, onda je umro.

Da, jebote. Dok je bio mlad, bio je živ. Čim je ostario, on umro.

dijagram wrote:

melkior wrote:

dijagram wrote:
Parnim danima droge, neparnima cvarke.

Zdravije ne moze.

Dok je Steve Jobs bio mlad i naivan, bio je zdrav i pametan, pušio je marihuanu, putovao SAD-om u kombiju i jebao djecu cvijeća. Kad je postao truli kapitalist i osnovao Apple, onda je umro.

Tako to ide.

Godine prodju i vrijeme je za smrt.

I ti ces umrijeti, ostajemo samo yoda ja i slicni;)

Tko mlado živi s 90 godina, nikada neće umrijeti 

melkior wrote:

dijagram wrote:

melkior wrote:
Dok je Steve Jobs bio mlad i naivan, bio je zdrav i pametan, pušio je marihuanu, putovao SAD-om u kombiju i jebao djecu cvijeća. Kad je postao truli kapitalist i osnovao Apple, onda je umro.

Tako to ide.

Godine prodju i vrijeme je za smrt.

I ti ces umrijeti, ostajemo samo yoda ja i slicni;)

Tko mlado živi s 90 godina, nikada neće umrijeti 

A, to je grunf, znam to.

Uh, kako sam bila zatelebana u njega

Keith, happy birthday!